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I am the world. But the world is not me.
I'm only interested in things that have no practical
meaning. I am interested in life only in its absurd
manifestation.
What is difficult for others comes easily to me! I
can even fly. But I won’t talk about it, because no
one will believe it anyway.
Seek that which is greater than what you can find.
Tell me what you want and I will tell you who you
are.
If you want the
audience to laugh, go out on the stage and stand
silently until someone laughs.
There is no balance in the world. And the error is
only about one and a half kilograms for the entire
universe.
A perfect thing causes us amazement at the harmony
of the laws of its formation and how it is made.
The one to whom God gave life as a perfect gift is
right.
My lucky numbers are 32 and 8. They are easy to
remember: thirty-two teeth and eight fingers.
If you are failing, do it with interest and energy.
People's performance is judged either directly from
their work or through psychological analysis.
All wisdom is good if someone understands it.
Misunderstood wisdom can gather dust.
A stupid person cannot distinguish the essential
from the accidental.
A fool seeks a wise man among fools, and a wise man
finds him.
It is better to call bad things good than to call
good things bad.
When a person speaking to you speaks unreasonably,
speak to him kindly and agree.
When traveling, do not go too far, otherwise you
will see something that you will not be able to
forget.
I have been given everything to live an exalted
life. And I am perishing in laziness, debauchery and
daydreaming.
Gradually the person loses his shape and becomes a
ball. And as a ball, a person loses all his desires.
A person lives more than once. What is left
unfinished will be finished in the next life. So is
love.
I don’t consider myself a particularly smart person,
but I still have to say that I’m smarter than
everyone else. Perhaps there is someone smarter than
me in the Universe, but definitely not on Earth.
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