Getting to NO

  Think Win-Lose.  >>>

  See the deal from inside your shoes only. Be close about your prospect's feelings and motives.  >>>

  Don't' listen, talk... More

 

 

How To Reduce Lying in this World: 8 NEVERs

  Never listen to election campaign promises!

  Never, never, never marry!

  Never ask your kids, "Do I look stupid?"... More

 

  

How To Prevent Innovation: 10 Tips

  Nurture an "I know it all" attitude among managers

  Establish a "30-minute rule": for the first 30 minutes after an idea is expressed only negative comments can be made

  Don't allow people to challenge assumptions and status quo... More

   

 

 

   

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Kozma Prutkov jokes

When you throw pebbles into the water, watch the circles formed by them, otherwise the throwing will be just a wasteful fun.

Kozma
Prutkov

Oscar Wilde humorous quotes

I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

Oscar Wilde