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How To Erect Barriers To Innovation

10 Humorous Tips

Vadim Kotelnikov, founder of 1000ventures - personal logo VadiK

Inventor Business e-Coach

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Innovation is a comfort zone for innovators and a discomfort zone for managers.

If you are a manager and don't want to leave your comfort zone, below are 10 tips that will help you to prevent innovation from putting roots in your organization.

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① Don't communicate your company's strategic intent to the employees even if you have it.

 

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② Nurture the "I know it all" attitude among all managers

 

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③ Establish a "30-minute rule": for the first 30 minutes after an idea is expressed only negative comments can be made.

 

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④ Don't establish cross-functional innovation teams

 

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⑤ Prevent cross-pollination of ideas and discussion of outside-the-box proposals between departments

 

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⑩ Don't create a corporate innovation system that makes commercialization of new ideas much easier.

 

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Vadim Kotelnikov

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Vadim Kotelnikov, founder of 1000ventures - personal logo VadiK

Inventor Business e-Coach

Author Innoball

Founder Innompic Games icon

 

 

 

 

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