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Why
Coffee Is Better Than Men
A cup of coffee
looks good in the morning.
You won't fall
asleep after a cup of coffee.
You can always warm
coffee up.
Coffee comes with
endless refills.
You won't get
arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
Coffee is out of
your system by tomorrow morning.
You can make coffee
as sweet as you want.
Coffee smells and
tastes good.
You can turn the
pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot when you get back.
They have coffee at
police stations.
You can always
ditch a bad cup of coffee.
No matter how ugly
you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
A big cup or small
cup? It doesn't matter.
You can have an
intelligent conversation with coffee.
Coffee is ready in
15 minutes or less.
Coffee doesn't take
up half your bed.
Coffee doesn't mind
if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
INSTANT COFFEE! |
