Humorous Quotes

Making a Decision



Murphy's Law

Matz's Maxim:  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Vadim Kotelnikov

If you don't pay attention to problems they'll take offence and leave.

Joseph Joubert

It is better debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.

Piet Hein

Whenever you're called on to make up your mind,

And you're hampered by not having any,

The simplest way to solve the dilemma you'll find,

Is simply by flipping a penny.

No, not so that chance shall decide the affair,

As you're passively standing there moping.

But as soon as the penny is up in the air,

You'll suddenly know what you are hoping. >>>


Jackson Holbrook

As soon as an idea is accepted it is time to reject it. >>>

Billings, Josh

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadfully uneasy to take. >>>

William Blake

The cut worm forgives the plow.

Warren Buffett

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked.



La Rochefoucauld

We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.

Charles Lamb

Positively the best thing a man can have to do is nothing, and next to that, perhaps, good work.

Murphy's Law

H.L.Menken's Law: Those who can do. Those who cannot teach.

Martin's Extension: Those who can not teach administrate.

Murphy's Law

The Law of the Letter: The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter.

Murphy's Law

The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Murphy's Law

Wethern's Law: Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.

George Santayana

The difficult is that which can be done immediately, the impossible is that which takes a little longer.

Jonathan Swift

He was a bold man who first ate an oyster.

Mark Twain

I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it sounds.


If you don't like to floss, then just floss those teeth you want to keep.


Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.


A lot of people have great ideas, but nothing in the world is cheaper than a good idea with no action.