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"It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one
has plenty of work to do."
– Jerome K. Jerome
"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a
hidden truth."
– George Bernard Shaw
Yes, these life- and business-related jokes,
humorous quotes
and cartoons make a great part of
Ten3 Business e-Coach too. Surprised?
Fun has become a big element in the business strategy of many
highly successful businesses. Take a break and enjoy these jokes and
humorous quotes – they can inspire new ideas. Use them in your business talks and
presentations – they do help.
People Skills: 8 Humorous Quotes
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Humorous
Business Plans
Smart Success
Targeted Market:
"Behind
every successful man you'll find a woman who
has nothing to wear."
–
Harold Coffin...
Brief History:
"Success
is often the result of taking a misstep in
the right direction."
–
Al Bernstein...
Success
Management Skills: "Every
successful enterprise requires three men –
a dreamer, a businessman, and a
son-of-a-bitch."
–
Peter McArthur...
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Success in Love
Brief History:
"Men
always want to be a woman's first love –
women like to be a man's last romance."
–
Oscar
Wilde...
Milestones completed and future plans:
"Man begins by
loving love and ends by loving a woman.
Woman begins by loving a man and ends by
loving love."
–
Remy De Gourmount...
Growth
Strategy: "If men
knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring."
–
Alphonse Karr ...
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Successful
Marriage
Values being created:
"I never knew what real
happiness was until I got
married and by then it was too late."
–
Max Kauffman...
Marriage management skills:
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband." –
Montaigne...
Market
analysis:
"What the world really needs is
more
love and less paperwork."
– Pearl Bailey...
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Financial Success
Values
being created:
"Money can't buy
happiness; it can, however, rent
it."
–
Unknown...
Money
management skills:
"Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of imagination."
–
Oscar Wilde...
Funds
required and uses:
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more."
–
Bill Hoest... More
Great
Communicator
Targeted Market:
"I like to talk with people who
express my thoughts clearly."
–
Unknown...
Communication Management Skills:
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and
he will tell you the truth."
–
Oscar Wilde...
Market Analysis:
"Some read to think, these are rare; some to write,
these are common; and some read to talk, and these form the great majority."
– Charles Caleb Colton...
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How To Succeed In
Innovation
Brief History:
"Computers in the future
may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
–
Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949
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Innovation Management Team: "Few great men would
have got past personnel." –
Paul Goodman...
Operational Plan:
"The secret to
creativity is knowing how to hide
your sources."
–
Albert Einstein...
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Murphy's Law in Project Management
The first 90% of the project takes 10%t of the time, and the
last 10% takes the other 90%...
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16 Ways to Avoid the Hassle of Commercializing University
Technology
If you have a technology policy and a procedure, make sure nobody
in the university community actually understands what it is.
Complexity is good...
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