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Targeted Market: "Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear." Harold Coffin...

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Success Management Skills: "Every successful enterprise requires three men a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch." Peter McArthur... More

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Values being created: "Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it." Unknown...

Money management skills: "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde...

Funds required and uses: "I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." Bill Hoest...  More

 

 

"The Game"

A businessman was talking with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking fellow bouncing down the sidewalk. The barber whispered, "That's Tommy, one of the stupidest kids you'll ever meet. Here, I'll show you."

"Hey Tommy! Come here!" yelled the barber. Tommy came bouncing over "Hi Mr. Williams!" The barber pulled out a rusty dime and a shiny quarter and told Tommy he could keep the one of his choice. Tommy looked long and hard at the dime and quarter and then quickly snapped the dime from the barber's hand. The barber looked at the businessman and said, "See, I told you."

After his haircut, the businessman caught up with Tommy and asked him why he chose the dime.

Tommy looked at him in the eye and said, "If I take the quarter, the game is over."

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"Who Runs Faster"

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on. The other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."

Creative Problem Solving Contests

"What is Your Bait?"

One man has been fishing for a long time with his line. His friend came near and saw that he has not caught even a single fish so far. Wondering himself he looked at the pond and saw many fishes playing and jumping around.

He is asked his friend Why he is not getting any fish? Luck, God's Wish and there are so many factors in the system came the cute reply.

Then his friend asked the man What is the bait you are using? 'The fishing one said I am using the best bait!. 'WHAT?' his friend asked . The reply was 'Strawberries, cause I like them very much. So the fish should also like them. They are the sweetest and colorful ........

Moral: Who's fishing now and what is your bait?

The Wheel of Personal Success

"Meet Me Halfway"

A fellow found himself in dire trouble. His business had gone bust and he was in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to ask God for help. He began to pray.

"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night came and somebody else won. Again the fellow prayed.

"God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night came and he still had no luck. Once again he prayed.

"My God, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and the fellow was confronted by the voice of God himself.

"Hey come on now, you are going to have to meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket."

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