Success, Failure

Jokes

Humorous Business Plan

Smart Success

Targeted Market: "Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear." Harold Coffin...

Brief History: "Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction." Al Bernstein...

Success Management Skills: "Every successful enterprise requires three men a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch." Peter McArthur... More

Humorous Business Plan

Financial Success

Values being created: "Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it." Unknown...

Money management skills: "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." Oscar Wilde...

Funds required and uses: "I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." Bill Hoest...  More

 

 

"The Game"

A businessman was talking with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking fellow bouncing down the sidewalk. The barber whispered, "That's Tommy, one of the stupidest kids you'll ever meet. Here, I'll show you."... More

 

The Tao of Entrepreneurial Creativity

"Who Runs Faster"

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on. The other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."

Creative Problem Solving Contests

"What is Your Bait?"

One man has been fishing for a long time with his line. His friend came near and saw that he has not caught even a single fish so far. Wondering himself he looked at the pond and saw many fishes playing and jumping around.

He is asked his friend Why he is not getting any fish? Luck, God's Wish and there are so many factors in the system came the cute reply.

Then his friend asked the man What is the bait you are using? 'The fishing one said I am using the best bait!. 'WHAT?' his friend asked. The reply was 'Strawberries, cause I like them very much. So the fish should also like them. They are the sweetest and colorful ........

Moral: Who's fishing now and what is your bait?

Same Reality, Different Perceptions

"Meet Me Halfway"

A fellow found himself in dire trouble. His business had gone bust and he was in serious financial trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to ask God for help. He began to pray.

"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night came and  somebody else won. Again the fellow prayed... More

Negotiation DOs and DON'Ts