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Humorous
Business Plan
Smart
Success |
Targeted Market:
"Behind
every successful man you'll find a woman who
has nothing to wear."
–
Harold Coffin...
Brief History:
"Success
is often the result of taking a misstep in
the right direction."
–
Al Bernstein...
Success
Management Skills: "Every
successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a
son-of-a-bitch."
–
Peter McArthur. |
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Humorous
Business Plan
Financial Success |
Values
being created:
"Money can't buy
happiness; it can, however, rent
it."
–
Unknown...
Money
management skills:
"Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of imagination."
–
Oscar Wilde...
Funds
required and uses:
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." –
Bill Hoest. |
"The Game"
A businessman was talking
with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking fellow bouncing down the
sidewalk. The barber whispered, "That's Tommy, one of the stupidest kids you'll
ever meet. Here, I'll show you."...
More |
"What is Your Bait?"
One man has been fishing for a long time with his
line. His friend came near and saw that he has not caught even a single fish
so far. Wondering himself he looked at the pond and saw many fishes playing
and jumping around.
He is asked his friend Why he is not getting any fish?
Luck, God's Wish and there are so many factors in the system came the cute
reply.
Then his friend asked the man What is the bait you are
using? 'The fishing one said I am using the best bait!. 'WHAT?' his friend asked. The reply was 'Strawberries, cause I like them very much. So the fish should
also like them. They are the sweetest and colorful ........
Moral: Who's fishing now and what is your bait? |
