Every successful enterprise requires three men a dreamer, a businessman, and a son-of-a-bitch.

Peter McArthur

The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you.

Charles Dickens

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.

Example of a Lean Value Chain

Edward Abbey

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.

Howard Scott

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Doug Larson


Few great men would have got past personnel.

Paul Goodman

Corporation is an ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.

Ambrose Bierce

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that's true anywhere in the world.

Andrew Young

We were hoping to build a small profitable company; and of course, what we've done is build a large, unprofitable company..  >>>

Jeff Bezos

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

Karl Marx



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