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"I know what you are"
A man is flying in
a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He
reduces height and spots a man down below. He
lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse
me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below
says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon,
hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must be a
mathematician," says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the
man. "How did you know?"
"Well" says the
balloonist, "Everything you have told me is
technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below
says, "You must work in business."
"I do" replies the
balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the
man, "You don't know where you are, or where
you're going, but you expect me to be able to
help. You're in the same position you were
before we met, but now it's my fault." |
